One of the best cycling post I have read in a long time! I had to share.

Chikashi Miyamoto

This had me cackling today. Via Dave Moulton’s Blog.

1. Pray as you cycle, but not with your hands together and your eyes closed.

2. Thou shalt not run red lights, except when there is no one else around; it shall be as the tree falling silently in the forest.

3. When a motorist cuts you off, offer up the sign of the cross. One finger pointed towards Heaven will not suffice.

4. Thou shalt wave to thy fellow cyclist. If he should ignore you, offer your blessing, and not “Fuck you, moron.”

5. If three consecutive cyclists ignore your wave, you are exempt from the fourth commandment.

6. If passed while climbing a steep hill by a Fred with a 30 inch granny gear, resist the urge to wish that his chain will jump over his plastic dork disc and rip every spoke from his rear wheel.

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2 thoughts on “

  1. Excellent! I would, however, add to the eighth for the married man – for if he wishes to lead a sane and satisfactory life with his wife, having prickly legs six out of the seven days of the week is not the way to go about it.

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